YOU ARE POOR
YOU SMELL LIKE YOU'RE POOR, YOU DRESS LIKE YOU'RE POOR, YOU INVEST LIKE YOU'RE POOR
Welcome to "YOU ARE POOR", the club where our bank accounts are emptier than a politician's promises. Our goal? To stuff those sad wallets of ours. Maybe even afford something fancier than instant noodles on occasion. So, let's stumble together towards the glorious dream of slightly less pathetic bank balances. Buckle up, it’s a wild ride from the land of broke to the kingdom of "could be worse". Who said poverty isn't hilarious?
Thought there was gold at theend of this rainbow?
Think again, buddy! The only 'gold' you'll see is the glimmer of second-hand items at the thrift store. Welcome to our worldwide community of people so broke, even window shopping feels lush.
Our Manifiesto
YAP is the meme playground for those of us still hunting for loose change in the couch. We've ditched the "white paper" snooze and jumped straight into the hustle: trying to make a buck.
Our mantra is child's play: "you buy, I sell" and "you buy, the price climbs". No need for a finance degree; we're all about the green, not the jargon.
Here's the dream: a community token, its worth and destiny firmly in our penny-pinching grasp. So join this underdog alliance on a quest to upgrade from 'pretty much broke' to 'somewhat less broke'. Together, we'll laugh in the face of poverty, one cent at a time.
Stay handy. Keep it real. Trust like there's no tomorrow.
Just remember:
NO RICHES FROM THE RICH.AMONG THE POOR, IT’S EACH MAN FOR HIMSELF.
Tokenomics
Token Name
YAP Coin.
We're keeping it simple and straight to the point.
Token Supply:
We've got a cool billion YAP Coins to start with. No frills, just plenty to go around.
Token Distribution:
Here's where it gets interesting. We're throwing all the YAP Coins onto Uniswap. No pre-sale, no stash for the bigwigs. Everyone gets a fair shot at the pot.
Token Lock:
We're locking all the coins up on Uniswap. This ensures that there's always a YAP Coin available when you've scraped together a few spare bucks.
Purchasing Mechanism
Here's the plan - "you buy, the price goes up". The more demand, the higher the price.It's a chance for all of us to make our wallets a tad heavier.
Community Management
This is all about us, the little guys. We call the shots for YAP Coin's future. No suits, no boardrooms, just us.
Roadmap
Launch (2023 Q3)
Kick off YAP Coin with a bang. Lock 100% of the tokens on Uniswap. This is where we all start on a level playing field, with every single YAP Coin up for grabs.
Building Community (2023 Q4)
Our focus is on growing the YAP Coin community. This means grass-roots marketing, social media engagement, and word of mouth. No flashy ads, no hype-train; just real people spreading the word.
Sustainability (2024 Q1 and beyond)
By now, YAP Coin is not just surviving, but thriving. We'll focus on long-term sustainability, making sure our community token keeps being a way for us to stand a bit taller in our worn-out shoes.
This roadmap keeps our mission at heart: it's not about getting rich, it's about being a little less poor, together.
Alrighty, here's the "pennies and dimes" version of getting your hands on some YAP Coins through Uniswap:
- Step 01Visit Uniswap's website. Make sure it's the real deal, not some cheap knock-off.
- Step 02Connect your wallet (like MetaMask). It's like introducing your wallet to a new friend.
- Step 03Scouring for our YAP Coin contract address? Check our official site and socials. It's the holy grail for the cash-strapped!
- Step 04Decide how much ETH you're willing to swap for YAP Coin. Think of it like trading in old jeans for new ones.
- Step 05Click 'Swap'. It's like saying, "Yes, I do want to exchange my hard-earned ETH for some lovely YAP Coins."
- Step 06Confirm the swap. Check the details; you wouldn't want to pay for a pizza and end up with a salad, would you?
- Step 07Watch the magic happen. Your transaction is submitted and you can watch its journey on Etherscan.
- Step 08Welcome YAP Coin to your wallet. You might need to manually add it using the contract address. Think of it like giving it a cozy spot in your digital coin purse.
FAQS
What is YAP Coin?
Ah, YAP Coin, the finest creation of the meme coin universe. It's like a virtual high-five for the financially impaired.
Is YAP Coin a good investment?
Well, that's a loaded question. It really depends on you, your risk tolerance, and your unyielding faith in the power of pocket change.
Are there any transaction fees associated with YAP Coin?
Pfft, we've banished those! We believe in setting our fellow penniless souls free from the shackles of unnecessary charges.
Transaction fees?
Pfft, we've banished those! We believe in setting our fellow penniless souls free from the shackles of unnecessary charges.
Did you guys have a presale?
I hope I didn't miss out!
Presale? Pfft, we're way too spontaneous for that. We believe in making things excitingly unpredictable, just like your monthly budget.
What's the total supply of YAP Coin?
We've got a staggering 1,000,000,000 YAP Coins ready to sprinkle some financial fairy dust into your pitifully lacking portfolio.
Is there a fancy marketing Wallet or a secretive team Wallet?
Oh, we're far too transparent for that. No hidden pockets of riches here! Our team, just like your bank account, is as empty as can be.
Can YAP Coin make me rich?
Oh, dear reader, while we appreciate your optimism, we must manage expectations. YAP Coin is more of a humor-filled escape from the harsh reality of being poor than a guaranteed golden ticket to wealth.
What's the future of YAP Coin?
Ah, the great mystery! As a community-driven token, it's all in the hands of you, the proud YAP Coin holders. Together, we shall navigate the treacherous waters of financial instability, one poor step at a time.